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Saturday, April 25, 2009

( @ 9:13 pm )

first zoe, now tiana. what is up with people today?

and today, i shall present a lesson about food, from ms tiana.

warning: it's a bit retarded. so if you're easily bored, please skip the whole thing.

LESSON NO. 1

[20:34:27] Tiana says:

yeah ur main meal is supposed to be at lunch time

[20:34:35] Tiana says:

then dinner is something light

[20:34:42] Tiana says:

but everyone eats it the other way round

[20:35:04] Tiana says:

like... u know.. how ur supposed to have meat as a side dish, and veggies as main

[20:35:12] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

huh?!!!

[20:35:14] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

really?

[20:35:18] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

do you really eat it like this?

[20:35:20] Tiana says:

yeah

[20:35:23] Tiana says:

i used to

[20:35:28] Tiana says:

but now... i'm pretty bad

[20:35:33] Tiana says:

i eat everthing

[20:35:36] Tiana says:

*everything

[20:35:42] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

hahahaha

[20:35:48] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

wat do you mean by 'everything'?

[20:35:54] Tiana says:

[20:35:59] Tiana says:

fried stuff

[20:36:00] Tiana says:

chips

[20:36:10] Tiana says:

i eat when i feel like it

[20:36:14] Tiana says:

like... when i study

[20:36:20] Tiana says:

i ALWAYS snack

[20:36:24] Tiana says:

yeh

[20:36:29] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i always think of food when i study

[20:36:32] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

but i always resist

[20:36:33] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

hahahaha

[20:36:44] Tiana says:

lol

[20:37:44] Tiana says:

lol if u like we can diet together

[20:37:54] Tiana says:

and see how much weight we will lose at the end

[20:38:07] Tiana says:

so we can both whack eachother when we over eat

[20:38:07] Tiana says:

lol

[20:38:13] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

yes!!

[20:38:15] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

please

LESSON NO. 2

[20:39:04] Tiana says:

mmm can u stand having only soup for dinner

[20:39:16] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

hmmm, can!!!

[20:39:20] Tiana says:

lettuce, tomato and carrot for lunch

[20:39:25] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i don't have those

[20:39:32] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

plus i hate carrots

[20:39:32] Tiana says:

with variations of tuna, red meat, egg

[20:39:35] Tiana says:

lol

[20:39:41] Tiana says:

well any kind of veggies i guess

[20:39:54] Tiana says:

celery?

[20:39:58] Tiana says:

u eat celery?

[20:40:06] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

nope

[20:40:14] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i tried drinking it as juice before

[20:40:15] Tiana says:

spinach?

[20:40:21] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

suffice to say i stop after one day

[20:40:25] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

yes, i love spinach

[20:40:28] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

[20:40:33] Tiana says:

oooh that's good

[20:40:37] Tiana says:

we can make salads..

[20:41:34] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

hahahaha

[20:41:58] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

my friend says just eat greens all the way

[20:42:03] Tiana says:

yeah

[20:42:19] Tiana says:

eat vegies and fruit and drinks lots of water

[20:42:21] Tiana says:

and exercise

[20:42:40] Tiana says:

and small portions of meat 2 or 3 times a week

[20:42:44] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

ok, lots of water i can make it

[20:42:48] Tiana says:

but SO DAMN HARD TO FOLLOW!!

[20:42:52] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

meat 2 or 3 times a week only?!!!!

[20:42:56] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

are u kidding me?

[20:43:02] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i need meat everyday!!!!

[20:43:05] Tiana says:

lol well lean meat is ok

[20:43:07] Tiana says:

lol

[20:43:16] Tiana says:

u can have it more if u want

[20:43:20] Tiana says:

but fish is better

[20:43:21] Tiana says:

lol

[20:43:32] Tiana says:

or have small portions everyday

[20:43:55] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i'm eating very little i guess

[20:44:05] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

but it makes me really full

[20:44:14] Tiana says:

that's good right?

LESSON NO. 3

[20:46:08] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

oh my gosh....i need to lose weight

[20:46:12] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

and i only have two more months to do it

[20:46:15] Tiana says:

u should work at ****** or sth

[20:46:20] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

and i've been feeling fat

[20:46:26] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

more than i ever felt

[20:46:28] Tiana says:

then u will NEVER want to eat fried food again!!

[20:46:31] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

HAHAHAH

[20:46:35] Tiana says:

its so gross

[20:46:51] Tiana says:

i worked at the ******** in the ** remember

[20:47:02] Tiana says:

my dear god.. u know the oil they fried it with?

[20:47:06] Tiana says:

it was like.. HELL back

[20:47:08] Tiana says:

*black

[20:47:24] Tiana says:

and like.. they literally drowned the bread in butter

[20:47:35] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

oh my gosh, you are scaring me now

[20:48:07] Tiana says:

its true i'm not joking

[20:48:25] Tiana says:

and its like.. they use cheap butter.. and its all melting and stuff

[20:48:36] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

eeewwww

[20:48:44] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i'm never going to buy food at **** ******** anymore

[20:48:46] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

[20:48:48] Tiana says:

LOL

[20:48:51] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

sounds disgusting

[20:48:54] Tiana says:

i think its at most places u know

LESSON NO. 4

[20:49:09] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i think i'm gonna pack food from home from now on

[20:49:29] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

but the bread will become soggy

[20:49:32] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

and flattened

[20:49:35] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

and then it won't be nice

[20:49:38] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

[20:49:43] Tiana says:

nah u know toasties right?

[20:49:49] Tiana says:

they first put butter on

[20:49:57] Tiana says:

then.. slices of tomato

[20:50:05] Tiana says:

oh wait.. then tomato paste

[20:50:07] Tiana says:

then tomato

[20:50:11] Tiana says:

then ham and cheese

[20:50:15] Tiana says:

and then they grill it

[20:50:41] Tiana says:

or sometimes ... if u put butter on either sides of the piece of bread and u toast it up

[20:50:51] Tiana says:

it will go really crunchy

[20:50:55] Tiana says:

(and nice)

[20:50:59] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

whooo, that seems really nice!!

[20:51:04] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

but how do you toast it up?

[20:51:05] Tiana says:

yeah it is

[20:51:25] Tiana says:

if its a roll

[20:51:46] Tiana says:

or if its like a compressed sandwich with meat in btwn two pieces of bread

[20:51:55] Tiana says:

then its those pressing things

[20:52:37] Tiana says:

lol u wanna make it urself?

[20:52:44] Tiana says:

after how i told u they made it?

[20:52:45] Tiana says:

lol

[20:52:49] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

yes

[20:52:50] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

hahaha

[20:52:54] Tiana says:

its yummy but its gross lol

[20:52:59] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i don't want to buy from **** ********s anymore

[20:53:06] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

[20:53:11] Tiana says:

lol

[20:53:17] Tiana says:

its like that in all take out places

[20:53:21] Tiana says:

including ******

[20:53:27] Tiana says:

has ur craving now subsided?

[20:53:28] Tiana says:

haha

[20:54:03] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

but they only put the breakfast into the microwave

[20:54:08] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

that's why i don't mind eating the breakfast

[20:54:15] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

they don't put them into the oil

[20:54:20] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

they just heat it up that's all

[20:54:44] Tiana says:

lol but what about the process of making it?

[20:55:00] Tiana says:

like the bacon and egg mac muffin

[20:55:05] Tiana says:

or whatever

[20:55:15] Tiana says:

and the pancakes... full of processed stuff

[20:55:28] Tiana says:

and preservatives

[20:55:33] Tiana says:

lol

[20:55:43] Tiana says:

i'm tryin to put u off food :P

[20:56:04] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

um, i actually eat the sausage mcmuffin

[20:56:07] Tiana says:

doesn't seem like its working :P

[20:56:13] Tiana says:

aww that's worse

[20:56:15] Tiana says:

sausage?

[20:56:34] Tiana says:

there's like barely even any proper meat in it

[20:56:40] Tiana says:

u dun know what they put in

[20:56:52] Tiana says:

and that definitely has all kinds of preservatives

[20:57:01] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

oh my god....

[20:57:03] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

okok

[20:57:10] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i don't want anymore lah!!!!!

[20:57:14] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

oh my gosh!!!!

[20:57:15] Tiana says:

HAHAHA

[20:57:17] Tiana says:

YES!!!

[20:57:26] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

then if i buy the pancake packet, is it better?

[20:57:35] Tiana says:

aiyah

[20:57:46] Tiana says:

if u dun put a lot of butter on it

[20:57:47] Tiana says:

and syrup

[20:57:52] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

oh my god!!!!!

[20:58:02] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

but i like maple syrup!!!

[20:58:08] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

TIANAAAAAAAA

LESSON NO. 5

[20:58:38] Tiana says:

do u have a juicer?

[20:58:57] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

a juicer?

[20:59:00] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

no....

[20:59:03] Tiana says:

yeah

[20:59:08] Tiana says:

do you have a juicer?

[20:59:12] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

why?

[20:59:20] Tiana says:

cos u can make juices in e morning

[20:59:26] Tiana says:

its really good

[21:00:01] Tiana says:

omg i'm so mean

[21:00:21] Tiana says:

NOT like i follow that kind of diet

[21:00:22] Tiana says:

lol

[21:00:31] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

but i don't have a juicer!!!

[21:00:36] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

and i don't buy friends

[21:00:40] Tiana says:

lol its ok

[21:00:43] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

*fruits

[21:00:57] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

the only fruits i like are mangoes, pears

[21:00:58] Tiana says:

how did u get fruits and friends mixed?

[21:00:59] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

all these

[21:00:59] Tiana says:

haha

[21:01:12] Tiana says:

oh yum!

ooh have u had weet bix with banana and honey?

[21:04:31] Tiana says:

that's reallllly nice

[21:04:50] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

wow...tiana...you are really healthy

[21:04:54] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i don't buy weetbix

[21:04:55] Tiana says:

nope

[21:04:58] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

coz it's like snacks

[21:04:59] Tiana says:

not anymore lol

[21:05:08] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

and i don't want any snacks near me

[21:05:12] Tiana says:

lol

[21:05:20] Tiana says:

buy the huge chunks

[21:05:23] Tiana says:

then u can't snack

[21:05:28] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

huh?

[21:05:31] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

why not?

[21:05:44] Tiana says:

oooh cos then its so inconvenient to break the thing to small pieces

[21:05:53] Tiana says:

hard to snack on a large piece of food

[21:05:59] Tiana says:

then it gets all over the place

[21:06:02] Tiana says:

lol

[21:06:20] Tiana says:

yah i know.. i'm weird

[21:06:22] Tiana says:

LOL

LESSON NO. 6

[21:09:04] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i'm thinking whether i should cook instant mee goreng or not

[21:09:12] Tiana says:

no way

[21:09:14] Tiana says:

lol

[21:09:29] Tiana says:

e noodles ald are fatty

[21:09:33] Tiana says:

then u add the fat satchet

[21:09:34] Tiana says:

lol

[21:09:42] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

ok, nevermind

[21:09:43] Tiana says:

well.. the flavour satchet

[21:09:46] Tiana says:

[21:09:48] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

i shall not eat anything tonight

[21:09:53] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

that's better?

[21:09:54] Tiana says:

lol

END OF LESSONS

[21:09:55] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

good?

[21:10:01] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

GO IRON YOUR CLOTHES LAH!!!

[21:10:12] Tiana says:

i'm so annoying u tonight

[21:10:15] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

you are doing this on purpose!!!!!

[21:10:22] Tiana says:

really now?

[21:10:56] Tiana says:

no eating

[21:11:06] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

okok

[21:11:06] Tiana says:

and drink loads when u get hungry

[21:11:10] Tiana says:

[21:11:17] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

that's like so pitiful!!!!

[21:11:19] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

[21:11:22] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

okok =[

[21:11:22] Tiana says:

haha

[11:34] Tiana says:

[21:11:35] :: bEckiiEy :: and they lived happily ever after ... then real life intrudes says:

you are being sooo deliberate lah!!!

and wat do you know? i really didn't eat anything else tonight. and those images she invoked are still in my head....

3x3eunt.

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